tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183334397395113889.post6789899869166266072..comments2023-04-01T00:22:01.920-05:00Comments on El Cubano Gordo & Friends: Letters to El Cubano GordoAlberthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07600736866372492263noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183334397395113889.post-2208401887864127622007-06-19T18:32:00.000-05:002007-06-19T18:32:00.000-05:00Thanks for your support Mary! I've realized that t...Thanks for your support Mary! <BR/><BR/>I've realized that there's a simple question that can help to select potential Fat Is Wackers and weed out undesirables. <BR/><BR/>It is this: Yes or No... At any time in the last 12 months have you found yourself rolled up in the fetal position*, eyes clenched, softly crying, occasionally wimpering whilst tears stream down past the caked icing on the left side of your cheek and puddle with the chip crumbs in the crease of your neck?<BR/><BR/>A simple sullen nod or a barely audible "yes" qualifies you for FIW. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Foot note: *Fetal position in this context is meant to be a figure of speech. It is quite obvious that no land animal's womb could hold anyone who could answer yes to that question.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183334397395113889.post-85627471848748357882007-06-19T16:09:00.000-05:002007-06-19T16:09:00.000-05:00I fully back up your comment Ian. The last time I...I fully back up your comment Ian. The last time I saw 137 was probably 9th grade (seriously).<BR/><BR/>However, I would like to disclose to the blog that even after your alleged "13 pound" weight gain, you still weigh less than I.Mary L.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01111826866089554639noreply@blogger.com