Team Dow Jones 1st Win!!!

In an epic matchup of 1st vs last, Team Dow Jones prevailed (by forfeit)!!! with a little confidence under our tightened belts, we're ready to go streakin' into the playoffs. I celebrated with a cheeseburger and fries afterward.

In other FIW sporting news, we are soliciting new names for our nascent soccer team - currently misnamed Team Pay-Per-Kick. A personalized FIW congratulatory email will go to the winner.