"I Pity the Fool" - Clubber Lang

Steve, welcome to the Fat is Wack Competition. We needed another Heavy Weight.

Also, I'm not intimidated by your post... Clubber Lang articulates how I feel about your challenge:

"Interviewer: Do you hate Rocky?"

"Clubber Lang: No, I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool, and I will destroy any man who tries to take what I got!"