Can I finish the Miami Man Triathlon?

I've started to hear the Siren's call from PJ Clarks, my local burger joint.

To keep the cravings at bay, I've signed up to compete or I should say participate in two triathlons. The first is an August 24th sprint in Miami similar to the one we just finished. The second is a much longer olympic distance race called the Miami Man triathlon on November 7th.

Hopefully both events provide sufficient motivation to keep me losing weight until El Cubano III.