Colt 45 at 11am?

Today I failed. I woke up in the morning with good intentions. I had a cup of fiber cereal and 1 egg with half a chicken sausage. Great low fat protein to turbo charge the day. I was on my way to success...then at 11am I walked by a pizza spot on Houston and Canal.

The guy at the counter gave me a look that said without words "it is 11am and you want a slice" So now I felt like a homeless man purchasing a Colt 45 in the morning by ordering a slice of cheese at 11am.