Adult Juice Boxes

I was picking up some odds and ends today at Whole Foods and got stuck in a very long checkout line where the store stocks a spread of healthy juices. I always stay away from these last-minute purchases because I don't like the idea of being manipulated into buying something I don't need. Today I couldn't resist the display. I was thirsty and wanted something for the walk home. Overwhelmed by the large array of choices promising me energy and good health I purchased several bottles. Now I've got 5 "healthy" juices in my fridge that I've got to suck down before their expiration dates arrive. I guess its better than getting suckered into buying a National Enquirer and a Snickers.