Tour De Pants

We all know Jared as the pitch man who lost 245 lbs eating six inch subs. He is an inspiration to overweight people all over the globe. Because of Jared, the six inch turkey sub without cheese and mayo is to dieters what Communion is to Catholics...a daily staple for the devout.

Every time his face appears on an ad sales spike. Since Subway first contracted Jared, sales have doubled to $8.2 billion dollars a year. For the Jared Lovers in the El Cubano Gordo contest I present the Pants Game.